TAX...... tax........Govt. of India

What a great job from govt. of india          Must Read 1)      Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX   2)      Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX   3)      Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI   4)      Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX   5)      Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX   6)      Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY   8)      Qus.: Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX   9)      Qus.: Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX   ? Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax   10)    Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX   11)    Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX   12)    Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX   13)    Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX   14)    Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX   15)    Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX   16)    Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX   17)    Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE   18)    Qus.: How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE   19)    Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!   20)    Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY   21)    INDIAN :   Can I die now?? Ans : No,  wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Petrol Price in INDIA Pakistan             Rs. 26 Bangladesh        Rs. 22 Cuba                  Rs. 19 Nepal                  Rs. 34 Burma                Rs. 30 Afghanistan       Rs. 36 INDIA                Rs. 63.40    3) BASIC COST  PER 1 LITRE 16.50 Centre tax    11.80% Excise duty    9.75% Vat cess               4% State tax             8 % Total     Rs.    50.05   Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE   What a Great job from Govt. of India  …