Jokes

 

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E-End of T-thinking C-capacity. ----------------------------------------- Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age? * Simple.. In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.. In Old Age Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!- ----------------------------------------- How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u? ? ? ? ? ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" . . GAME OVER.! ----------------------------------------- When do you knw ur in love? Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan ----------------------------------------- "Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own! ----------------------------------------- A Ques Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE? The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise? ----------------------------------------- V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne? Doubt By last bench association... ----------------------------------------- What is the diff. between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE" ----------------------------------------- What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI.. ----------------------------------------- Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... ----------------------------------------- What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. ----------------------------------------- Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? ??? 100% Attendence... :-P ----------------------------------------- QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha? ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes). ----------------------------------------- Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ? Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.! ----------------------------------------- Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”  ----------------------------------------- Wats d diff  btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think... U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.